Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Bunnies

There are certain people in life who are made just to be bunnies. Almost everyone and anyone will trample upon them. And the most favorite hobby of the rest will be just, go tease them on the way. Mostly, the bunnies are smart guys themselves, but there will be one area where they are weak. Possibly on not being able to get mean and even! And the whole world will have some free food.

Guys get teased most about girls. If you are someone who does not have the courage to speak with girls, but haven’t hidden your desire to do so, you are dead meat. There will be a great generosity in pairing up the dreaded girl in the environment with the bunny boy. And during the course of it, the bunny will even start looking forward for the dreaded pair and alas; she will understand the trick that’s going on and dump him. That will give room to another session of teasing and taunting.

It’s immaterial whether the teasers are good enough to get some pairs for themselves, but as long as bunnies are around they will have a field day. And the bunnies never learn. Not once they will try and avoid the rest of the gang, but also they will make some innocent remark that will provide fodder for more.

And God help the soul that really cares about the bunny. If one attempt is made to assuage the broken heart, the teasing becomes even stronger. Because the bunny character can’t play it smart by keeping quiet. Maybe to establish that he is afterall not that weak! But he will have it. Out of sheer frustration the caring soul will avoid the bunny like a plague. Or worse could be that they will pair up with one of the gang members. : ))

I guess the bunnies themselves will start seriously believing that they are good for nothing. And more the acceptance of the tease, more the tease will become. Seriously thinking of ‘Bunny Care Club’ and help these poor souls
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2 comments:

one among you said...

Good one....Will join the bunny care club...

sidwho? said...

Obviously, we are not talking of Playboy Bunnies here...but those who ogle at them
And going by wat we get to know of you from your blogs , you surely never have been a bunny..
I , unfortunately , have been one of the teasers ..I have Bug-ged Bunny