As days go by, the Spam stuff is getting pretty interesting. Just for the humor value. While I was trashing all of them unceremoniously ( I was not doing it, my rules wizard was ) all this while, suddenly I find them to be of extreme entertainment value.
As usual, I have my share of people suggesting to me to increase my sexual power, but the brain cells are working with the spammers too. These mails now come from an Indian name. You don’t want to trash an Indian girl’s recommendation to improve, do you?! This morning Ujala Sharma was my advisor. I get some reassurance also like ‘ She will love you more than any other guy’.
There is another guy who crows on how to be slimmer and trimmer next week. He hasn’t seen me. If I get any trimmer or slimmer, I will disappear from the face of earth and as it is people ignore my presence ( as my friend used to say my thigh’s shadow doesn’t fall on the ground )
One guy tells me that his is the best shop for good people like me. I simply shudder how many more good people are there on earth and what will become to George Bush’s future, who wants to smoke out the bad guys.
Another fellow tells me ‘Listen to your heart’. I want go find that guy and strangle him. All my life’s problems stemmed from listening to my heart. And he comes back and gives gyan like this.
Apart from this entertainment, sometimes it also gets into my nerves. I don’t know what is this fascination about enlargement in life. 90% of the spam is about that or improved performance. My appraisal is due at office and I am nowhere near meeting expectations and I would be glad if some joker gave me some tips on that. But they seem think that life starts and ends with performing somewhere.
Exactly what job I do they think I don’t know. My job requires enhancement somewhere else buddies. I don’t know whether Viagra, Cialis, Ambien and Xanax at 2$ each can do anything about revenues. Apart from theirs maybe!! Seriously, how many people get hooked by these mails and a sale happens because of them, I would be damned to know. And if it does I may bloody well spam the whole world.
And worse is that my only subscribed mailer from ‘just sell’ gets pushed into the spam folder too.
As usual, I have my share of people suggesting to me to increase my sexual power, but the brain cells are working with the spammers too. These mails now come from an Indian name. You don’t want to trash an Indian girl’s recommendation to improve, do you?! This morning Ujala Sharma was my advisor. I get some reassurance also like ‘ She will love you more than any other guy’.
There is another guy who crows on how to be slimmer and trimmer next week. He hasn’t seen me. If I get any trimmer or slimmer, I will disappear from the face of earth and as it is people ignore my presence ( as my friend used to say my thigh’s shadow doesn’t fall on the ground )
One guy tells me that his is the best shop for good people like me. I simply shudder how many more good people are there on earth and what will become to George Bush’s future, who wants to smoke out the bad guys.
Another fellow tells me ‘Listen to your heart’. I want go find that guy and strangle him. All my life’s problems stemmed from listening to my heart. And he comes back and gives gyan like this.
Apart from this entertainment, sometimes it also gets into my nerves. I don’t know what is this fascination about enlargement in life. 90% of the spam is about that or improved performance. My appraisal is due at office and I am nowhere near meeting expectations and I would be glad if some joker gave me some tips on that. But they seem think that life starts and ends with performing somewhere.
Exactly what job I do they think I don’t know. My job requires enhancement somewhere else buddies. I don’t know whether Viagra, Cialis, Ambien and Xanax at 2$ each can do anything about revenues. Apart from theirs maybe!! Seriously, how many people get hooked by these mails and a sale happens because of them, I would be damned to know. And if it does I may bloody well spam the whole world.
And worse is that my only subscribed mailer from ‘just sell’ gets pushed into the spam folder too.
1 comment:
Viagra for rousing the "performance at work"?? hmm.. food (or pills ?) for thought.
A couple of suggestions on similar lines--
1) Phallic enhancement for the techies who suffer from "size complex" and compensate by recommending 25mt tower for connectivity at every site
2)Viagra being injected into the SUs of cafes that go "down" to bring them "up"
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