Just Chill

Yes, it is a forward, can't help but posting it

• Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." -- Jack Handy
• An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. -- Ernest Hemingway
• I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,that's as good as they're going to feel all day.--Frank Sinatra
• The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.--William Butler Yeats
• Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol. --Anonymous
• When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman
• Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life. -- Michelle Mastrolacasa
• 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?--Stephen Wright
• When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit nosin, we go toheaven.Sooooo,let's all get drunk and go to heaven!-- Brian O'Rourke
• Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. -- Dave Barry
• The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.--Humphrey Bogart
• Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. --Dave Barry